my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
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really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”
(Source: whatsyournewurl, via michelle-my-bellee)
